Dear Victim,
Yes, victim. I call you that because, if your side of this story can be believed, then you are entirely the victim here. I'm sure your ex might paint a different picture, but I have only your side to go by and if that fucking cunt wants to tell her side then she can email me too. From what I see, you did absolutely nothing wrong. You were ASKED to send those "malicious communications." ASKED. They weren't malicious because they were REQUESTED from you. Does your ex also call sex lines and then try to charge them for talking dirty to her? I bet she does!
The advice here is really very simple. You need to forget that that fucking bitch ever even existed. She did what many women do. She tricked you into looking like the bad guy, probably to "get back at you" for some imagined wrong you did to her (like how you didn't always treat her like a goddamn spoiled princess every second of her life).
So yeah, forget that bitch even exists and move on. You don't need to make amends because you didn't fucking do anything. Typical dumb cunt behavior. She fucks you over and has YOU feeling like it's your fault and you did something wrong. Man, FUCK HER! You did nothing wrong and the only amends that need to be made here are for her and her dumb asshole friends to go amend their smelly crab-infested twats right off a fucking cliff!
You stand tall, my brother. You stand tall and hold your head up high. You did nothing wrong and your wannabe feminazi school personnel can suck my dick in Hell too! Same goes for those cops that tried to put you on the sex offender registry. Oh, so now it's a sex offence to send girls dirty stories when they fucking ask you to? Fucking dirty pigs!
You listen to me, young fella (I'm gettin' all "Old Man Galen" on your ass right now, boy). Don't ever put shit in writing again. Don't ever sext or any of that shit either. Cuz if a bitch can fucking lie and make you look bad, then everybody is gonna believe HER sorry lying ass, not you! Oh no, in our society, men are the uncontrollable assholes who only think with their dicks and WE need to be told to behave ourselves. FUCK THAT NOISE!!!!
You still listening? Good. Forget her, forget your Head of Year, forget the fucking cops, forget ANYBODY who EVER told you, even for a single second, that you did a single goddamn thing wrong! FORGET all of them and you move right on forward with your life like it never even happened, like a boss!
Now, you also added in the "additional comments" part of the submit form that your ex is now apparently a lesbian and has been put off guys forever (presumably that's your fault). You also mentioned that she's supposed to be a Christian and asked if God is okay with lesbianism.
I'm not gonna comment on what God thinks because God isn't fucking real and so it doesn't make a damn bit of difference what the imaginary opinion of an imaginary Magic Daddy in the sky might or might not be. Fuck God, he can suck a dick too!
As for the whole lesbian thing, here's how that works. It's not a choice, genius. She didn't just fucking decide that men are assholes and you're the worst and because you wrote her dirty stories like she asked you to that she's now done with men and moving on to carpet munching. It doesn't work like that! And since it doesn't work like that, then she is either lying or------
*insert record scratching sound effect here*
Wait just a goddamn minute! Didn't I just get finished telling you to forget she even exists? YES I FUCKING DID! So here's the real advice about her being a lesbian: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT! Least of all YOU! Got that? If she's a lesbian, that's not for you to even waste a single neuron thinking about. If she's a pedonecrozoophile (she molests dead puppies, lol), that is ALSO not something for you to worry about.
SHE DOES NOT EXIST!
Got it? What's her name? We'll pretend it's Cuntface McGee.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Cuntface McGee is a lesbian?"
"Who?"
"Y'know, Cuntface, your ex-girlfriend."
"Dude, I ain't never heard of that bitch, you must be confused."
So take my fucking advice and run with it. Let's pretend I just went back in time to the moment she was born, ran into the delivery room, and drop kicked that baby into a fucking furnace on the moon! She is erased from history and that's the motherfucking end of it!
All My Hate,
Lord Galen