I'm tired of turning on the news and hearing about "OH TEH NOES OIL IZ GUNNA RUN OUT AND DEN WE ARE GUNNA BE IN BAD TIEMS LOLOLROFL" The truth is people, when (not if) oil runs out we are not going to be fucked, not at the very least it will be the most painless buttfucking imaginable.
Lets start with oil itself. Contrary to what you may believe THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING OIL, guess what oil is made of, yup dead animals from what millions of years ago. Guess how many animals there were before there were humans SOOO FUCKING MUCHHHHH so 2+2=9000 and we still have alot of oil left, the oil companies only say there is so little left so they may freely overcharge you because of the "shortage"
Second, alternative energy is in fact very very VERY FUCKING ADVANCED the only reason we don't hear about it is because whenever there is a breakthrough an oil company will buy up the business so people will continue to use oil. In fact, the internal combustion engine has been obsolete for about 50 years. Think about using one of those huge early "portable" phones that you couldn't even put in your pocket let alone a backpack versus a cell phone today, yeah big fucking difference. Any other type of car would be more efficient than a motor, Electric, Hydrogen powered, hell even Nuclear if they made it would be better.
Third, where do you think all of that technology has went that the companies bought up. Well, they are being tested and probably perfected in some underground vault. And believe me the very fucking MICROSECOND the last drop of oil is used the oil companies will not fucking collapse. HELL TO THE NAWW they will spontaneously break out some other fucking fuel and make MOAR MONIEZ HAW HAW HAW. And this time they will make even more!
So people stop triple shitting your pants about oil and shut the fuck up about oil report on something we want to hear like maybe the new Iphone or some shit, Thanks