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Makeup On Good Year Blimps
By: Crimson_Might  |  January 1, 2009


So have you ever seen a fat chick put on makeup in public? You ask yourself, "Wtf is the point of that? You're still fat, you fatty." It just makes these fat chicks seem 10x more self deluded and conceited. Let's put it this way. A women putting on makeup in front of a guy is just as bad, if not worse, as a guy scratching his fucking balls in front of everyone, and not trying to hide it by doing it in his front pocket. I mean completely grabbing them and slowly stretching them off his sweaty leg. And these fat girls are 10x worse than this. I have honestly never seen a babe put on her makeup in public. It's only these fat chicks that are this fucking stupid. They really need to get a fucking clue. The makeup doesn't help them was so ever, especially if you are reapplying at 12 AM during an orientation class at work. Instead of taking 30 extra min in the morning, and putting on a shit ton of makeup, and wasting your husband's time, how about doing yourself a favor and spend 30 min on the fucking treadmill you pudgy bastard? Not only will it make you look better, but it will increase your life expectancy, and release natural endorphins that is better than coffee, saving you $4.99 at StarBucks for the day, not to mention buying the treadmill will cost you $100 on CraigList, because all of the other Good Year's out there are convinced makeup is working, will save you a shit ton of money when compared to the fucking bill at the 99c store or where ever the fuck these fat asses are buying their superficial makeup now days.


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