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Cousin, to Wincest or Not to Wincest?
March 29, 2009


Dear Galen


I have this really hot cousin and we are both attracted to each other. We aren't blood cousins but we are related by marriage. Is it weird that I am having these feelings for her and that she feels the same way? I really, really, want to fuck her. What should I do?

Signed,
[ REAL NAME REMOVED BY GALEN - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU MORONS STOP SIGNING YOUR REAL NAME TO THESE FUCKING DEAR GALEN LETTERS, GODDAMNIT AREN'T YOU SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMETHING UP? FFFFUUUUCCCCKKK! ]


Dear Whatever,

So what's the problem? I mean, really, I'm not seeing any problem here. You want to fuck her, then fuck her, you dumbass! You like her, she likes you, 2+2=4, I mean what the fuck are we even talking about here?

You're related by marriage? SO WHAT? Are you planning to marry her and raise a goddamn family? Hell, in many states that's legal anyway even if you ARE blood cousins! The reason for this being that the offspring of two genetically related cousins only have a very slightly higher risk for genetic abnormality than the offspring of two completely unrelated people. Basically, the whole "kissing cousins" taboo is, like most other taboos, based on pretty much nothing except people's own emotionalism, ignorance, and just plain fucking stupidity.

And we're not even talking about a blood relative. Stop crying, man up, fuck her brains out, and tell me how it goes! Damnit, do I have to think of even the simplest shit for you people?!


All My Hate,
Lord Galen


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