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JonBenet Ramsey, The Sequel
August 17, 2006


Yesterday, I checked my e-mail and found a short e-mail from a dumbass. It read:

Subject: jonbenet
i bet you feel stupid now that they've arrested a suspect. not her parents. what a clueless fuck you are.


Then, the next morning, I found more e-mails waiting on me. Here's a sample from somebody calling himself "RT." I took the liberty of converting it to Sentence Case, though it arrived in ALL CAPS. Idiot.

You have a pretty brutal doubtless assertion on your site that the parents were guilty. You blew it and are wrong. Ever wonder if these types of public accusations did not lead to the stress and demise of the mother? In light of the fact that the truth is out and you were totally wrong........You failed so bad you did not even allow any room for error........You should make an apology on your site and reflect on how you are far from perfect and need to learn some things.


There were more, but you get the picture and these were my two favorites. And now, please allow me to respond to all of you morons.

I wasn't wrong, you fucking tool.

Oh, what's that? He confessed? He said he was with her when she died? And, of course, no fucking stupid lunatics have ever confessed to comitting high profile crimes that they didn't commit, right? How 'bout we take a look at some of those little things... what're they called again? Oh yeah, that's right: FACTS.

FACT NUMBER ONE: John Mark Karr was in Alabama when JonBenet was murdered (December 26, 1996). He was living there with his Ex-wife, Lara Karr.

FACT NUMBER TWO: John Karr has not, as far as anyone knows, ever even been to Boulder, Colorado.

FACT NUMBER THREE: The Ramseys did not know John Karr. The whole "intruder theory" hinges on the fact that if an intruder DID kill JonBenet, it would have had to've been someone very close to the family. The "intruder" knew the layout of the Ramsey's large, complexly designed home well enough to get in and move around comfortably in the dark. The "intruder" also knew JonBenet well enough to get her out of bed and have a fucking bowl of pineapple with her at the kitchen counter, before molesting and killing her. And as I pointed out in my original rant on this topic, JonBenet's post-mortem vaginal exam shows that her sexual abuse was ongoing, not just a one-time incident, so this "intruder" must've had frequent access to her in the days and weeks before her murder. And let's not forget that the ransom note asked for the exact amount ($118,000) that John Ramsey had recieved as a bonus. John Karr, being in another state and not even knowing the family casually must've been a fucking psychic and hypnotist then, I guess....

FACT NUMBER FOUR: John Karr has been obsessed with the JonBenet Ramsey case for a long time. He's studied and researched every aspect of it. If any layman knows more about this case than me, it'd be Colossal Fruitbar John Karr. The idea of someone so deeply obsessed and well-versed in all aspects of this case gleaning the "missing pieces" of the puzzle that were never released to the public is not terribly unlikely. The dumbass even wrote a college essay on the case and his professor was so impressed, he encouraged Karr to write a book on the Ramsey case.

FACT NUMBER FIVE: John Karr confessed to drugging JonBenet. I quote directly from the Boulder County Coroner's autopsy report of JonBenet Ramsey:

Toxicological studies
blood ethanol - none detected
blood drug screen - no drugs detected


Wait... what? "no drugs detected." OH SNAP! Did little Johnny just confess to something that didn't actually happen? Well I'll be damned... Who'd have thought that a fucking fruitcake confessing to a crime he didn't commit would slip up and make a wee little mistake?!

FACT NUMBER SIX: John Karr claims that he picked JonBenet up from school the day she was murdered. Besides the fact that she was killed during Christmas vacation (Dec. 26th), that he wasn't in Colorado, and that he didn't know the Ramsey family, that is totolly plausable.


I am, once again, astounded and amused at the profound idiocy of our society in its willingness to believe whatever the TV tells it to. Hey, here's a fun idea, I'll respond to my two favorite e-mails!

Subject: jonbenet
i bet you feel stupid now that they've arrested a suspect. not her parents. what a clueless fuck you are.


O RLY? Who's a clueless fuck?

You have a pretty brutal doubtless assertion on your site that the parents were guilty. You blew it and are wrong. Ever wonder if these types of public accusations did not lead to the stress and demise of the mother? In light of the fact that the truth is out and you were totally wrong........You failed so bad you did not even allow any room for error........You should make an apology on your site and reflect on how you are far from perfect and need to learn some things.


O RLY? Who's far from perfect and needs to learn some things? And who's the one that "blew it?"

OWNED


Now, I'll state this one more time for you thick-headed dumbfucks: THE PARENTS KILLED HER!!!!!

There will be no apology from me. I wasn't wrong. I am a god and I am as close to fucking perfect as anything can possibly be. Now fucking eat me, you morons. Once again, you have all proven yourselves stupid and proven me RIGHT. Now, take this piece of humble pie and go fuck yourself with it.

I WIN!



Update - August 18, 2006: This morning, I checked my e-mail and found a complete turnaround. Lots of e-mails telling me how awesome I am (which I already knew) and how much they agree with me and how right I am (which I already knew as well). This, sadly, is also a result of the media telling people what to think. I got hate mail for my original JonBenet rant when the media was telling people "Karr is TEH KILLARRR!!!!" Yet today, after the mainstream media has finally caught up with the Internet Media and is now saying "Wait a second.... this guy's a loon!" everyone fucking agrees with me. Good job, my fairweather fans! How 'bout next time, you just fucking agree with me to begin with and save yourself the trouble of waiting for "legitimate news" to pull their thumbs out of their asses and catch up with me, m'kay?


Update - August 19, 2006: Now people are ohhhing and ahhing about a 1998 psychic's sketch of the JonBenet killer that appears to resemble John Mark Karr.


Yet another fine example of media influence. Idiots, that sketch looks nothing like John Karr! You only think it does because the media is making a fuss over how much it does. Well, it doesn't.

The sketch has a more receeded hairline with the hair combed over to cover it up. Karr has a high hairline, but it doesn't appear to be receeded. The sketch's forehead is larger than Karr's. The sketch has a more pronounced bone structure to his eye sockets. The sketch has thin, almost non-existant eyebrows which appear to sit closer to his eyes because his eyes are slightly more set back in the sockets. The sketch has a larger nose, which turns down at the end (whereas Karr's turns up). The sketch's lips are thin and drawn together, while Karr's are fuller and come foward from his face somewhat. The chin and mandible structure (cheekline, bottom of the face) of the two are entirely different. The sketch has a more muscular neck and more pronounced adam's apple. Overall, the sketched man appears to be about 10 to 15 years older than Karr. The ears and cheek bones do appear somewhat similiar, but that's about it.

That sketch is not a picture of Karr, you simple-minded trolls. Don't believe that it is just because the media tells you to. And for fuck's sake, don't believe it's not just because I said so! Use your fucking brain and LOOK AT THE PICTURES!!!


Update - August 28, 2006: Surpise, surpise. John Karr failed the DNA test. The warrant against him has been dropped and he will not be charged in the death of JonBenet Ramsey. It's a shame that nobody knew about this earlier. Wouldn't it have been awesome if somebody could've come right out and said "hey, Karr didn't do it, he's just stupid!" like the day after the story broke? That would've been cool if somebody could've....

Oh, wait... I DID THAT! Amazing, isn't it, how I was right all along. I've been trying to tell all you fuckers for years that I'm always right, but you just DON'T FUCKING LISTEN! Maybe now, you will!

God bless you, JonBenet. I hope your real killer does get punished one day. Yes indeed, I hope that one day soon he finds himself burning in hell right along with your evil bitch mother, who also had a hand in killing you.

"Galen, you can't prove that!" What's that? Doubting me again, so soon?! O ye of little faith! Haven't you learned yet to FUCKING LISTEN WHEN I SPEAK, BITCH!!!


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