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Animals are MINE to eat
By: Jimmy Hall  |  March 29, 2006



I was walking down the main street of my town the other day eating a nice juicy rib sandwich, and immediatly in my face there are 3 skinny-as-hell people in PETA shirts bitching to me about how the cow must have felt when it was "mercilessly slaughtered for my enjoyment," and how I was contributing to "slavery in the US." Shortly afterwards they stuffed a PETA flyer in my fucking face and walked off, leaving me to try to piece together how many times they must have been clubbed in the head to believe the pure shit that came spewing out of thier mouths within a 12 second timeframe. If it were up to these douches, animals would be free to do whatever the fuck they want. It's almost as if they are comparing animals to humans in terms of civil rights! No, no sane person would think that animals wouldn't do the same shit with or without rights...right?

Wrong

Sifting through all the bullshit on the flyer they handed me, I found PETA's website. Being the dumbass I am, I went to peta.org and immediatly I was blinded with

ANIMALS ARE NOT OURS TO EAT
ANIMALS ARE NOT OURS TO WEAR
ANIMALS ARE NOT OURS TO EXPERIMANT ON
QUICK! CLICK ON PAMELA ANDERSONS TITS TO SIGN OUR PETITION THAT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT.

Even the name is bullshit,

People for the
Ethical
Treatment of
Animals

Let's pretend that one's view of ethics isn't an opinion and fulfill this scenerio that PETA would have us believe is right. Animals would have rights that are on par with humans.

Oh wait! animals are too fucking stupid to exercise these rights, they would just sit around shitting, boning each other, and eating other animals, how ironic! PETA is a vegetarian organization. How the FUCK can PETA bitch at people for eating animals when ANIMALS DO IT THEMSELVES. Sanity is a puddle, and PETA is the sponge.

PETA also wants to abolish animal testing completely. Bullshit! You know how many deseases were cured using animal testing? ALMOST EVERY FUCKING ONE YOU DIPSHITS.

Fun facts: A chairman of PETA has diabetes, and injects herself on a regular bases with a drug developed by testing on dogs. Nice job, you hypocritical fucks.

PETA funds the Animal Liberation Front, a terrorist organization.

How the fuck can you people sleep without choking on your own drool?

PETA, and any other fuckiing hippies I might come across, take your guilt trips, your scare tactics, and your bullshit and shove it so far up your ass it would make goatse proud.


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