Give to the SnipeMe TSUNAMI RELIEF FUND!
(aka - buy Galen a house)
January 22, 2005
What is it with you fucking pricks and your annoying little "relief funds" every damn time something bad happens? Like we're all so stupid that we're actually going to believe that you're not pocketing that money?! Sure, the Red Cross and peeps like that are legit, but there's no way in hell anybody with an ounce of common sense is gonna donate to "The Joe's Bait & Tackle Tsunami Relief Fund."
You're fucking stupid and you're fucking crooks who're just spending your damn time trying to rip off stupid old ppl who barely have any fucking money in the first place, but they're so close to dying and worried about hell that they'll do any damn thing to impress God! So you take their fuckin' money and let them go on their way broke as fuck, but thinkin' that they're getting into Heaven now.
I hate you sick fucks. I'm comin' to your house with a firetruck to hit you with the 10,000lbs pressure hose. That bitch'll put a hole right through you're sorry lying ass. It'll be your own personal Tsunami and then we'll put all that Tsunami Relief Money to good use by paying the coroner to sodomize you before cremation, you FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!
That's all I got. You want it longer, write it yourself, fucktard.
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