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Fuck the Super Bowl!
February 3, 2005

Every fucking year it's the same damn thing... One bullshit night that all the closet homosexuals get together to shout with glee at the site of grown men climbing all over each other and slapping each others' asses.

Ok, so whatever... A lot of people just fucking LOVE the Super (gay) Bowl and that's just great. Different strokes and all that.... Personally, I fucking hate football and ESPECIALLY the damn Super Bowl (a super bowl of cum in the locker room after game, methinks...), but sadly my views do not reflect the vast majority of Americans, so ok.

My real problem isn't so much the Super Bowl itself. No that's just fine. I don't have to watch and nobody can make me, so there's no problem there. The problem I have is that every other channel on the fucking TV is staffed by PUSSIES who don't DARE to compete with the Super Bowl (of shit). I really wouldn't give a fuck about the Super Bowl if it really WERE possible for me to not be affected by it! But, that's really NOT possible! Every other station plays the shittiest possible programming or reruns (or a combination of both - the shittiest possible reruns) because they don't have a chance in hell of competing with the Super Bowl for ratings.

Y'know what? Fuck the Super Bowl and fuck every pussy ass little station that fucks up their programming because of it! Y'know what I'd do if I owned a Network? I'd put all my season premieres on Super Bowl Sunday! That's right and when you assholes cry that you missed the premiere of your favorite show, well that's just TOO FUCKING BAD, you twat!

Shit, I'd have all the most popular TV shows running brand new episodes for one night only - even the shows that've been cancelled already!

Beverly Hills 90210 - Coming back to the Galen Network - Super Bowl Sunday!

Friends - Welcome to the Galen Network - Super Bowl Sunday!

Seinfield, Fraiser, Charmed, Jack & Bobby, Smallville, Gilmore Girls, Boston Public, Enterprise, Lizzy McGuire, Degrassi, Law & Order SVU, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Babylon 5, Lexx, Battlestar Galactica, Melrose Place, Buffy, Angel, and every other mother fucking program I haven't thought of...

And then you pussies would be crying. Oh, what a sticky widget! Should you watch a stupid show that occasionally has some substance or should you watch a bunch of men feeling each other up? Decisions, decisions....

But hey, if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em! All day Super Bowl Sunday, I'm shutting this site down! Why? Cuz I can't compete with the Super Bowl, why else! I'mma stick up a bunch of ads (Super Bowl ads, get it? lol) and leave it! I fucking hate the Super Bowl!

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