No one is more truly helpless, more completely a victim, than he who can neither choose nor change nor escape his protectors.
To: Dr. Greg Cynaumon
From: America (via Lord Galen)
Subject: Cortislim Commercials
Date: January 1, 2005
SHUT THE FUCK UP! We are all sick and fucking tired of hearing your name every 2 minutes! Cortislim sucks ass, ok! We get it now, alright! We know, you're Dr. Greg Cynaumon for Cortislim!
WE GOT THE FUCKING MESSAGE ALREADY AND NO WE'RE NOT BUYING YOUR SHITTY PRODUCT!
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