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Anti-Christian Bigots
Jan. 11, 2005

Ok, I have seriously had ENOUGH of this fucking bullshit from you mother fucking hypocrites! I can't go anywhere online anymore without having to deal with crap about my religious beliefs. What the FUCK ever happened to the First Amendment? Huh! You assholes seem to think it's there to protect YOU and only YOU! Well go fuck yourselves, it's NOT! Guess what, it's there to protect everyone from religious persecution - EVERY-FUCKING-ONE!

Religious persecution? What am I talking about? I'm talking about how every smart-ass Atheist, Agnostic, or Pagan online thinks it's their fucking mission in life to insult, belittle, and degrade the Christian religion. You don't believe in a damn thing? Fine! Fuck you and have at it! Do you think any of us give a rat's ass what you do or don't believe in? What, you think it BOTHERS us that you don't believe in God? I could really fucking care less! You don't have faith in anything beyond what your senses tell you, that's YOUR problem, not mine! Keep it to yourself, fucktard!

You assholes run around whining about "The Christians do this, the Christians do that, the Christians, the Christians, the Christians, it's all their fault, I hate the Christians, blah blah blah blah blah!" Newsflash: Every bad thing in the fucking world is NOT our fault!

Yes, Christians started wars in Christ's name - like 500 fucking years ago, idiot! Isn't it about time you got over that? We're not running around killing "non-believers" anymore, so why are you still bitching about something that happened back then? You know what? I don't fucking care! That's right, I don't give a rat's ass if my great-great (x10) Grandfather was the fucking pope and had your great-great (x10) Grandfather thrown to the fucking Lions. I really don't give a fuck - now shut up about it, you dull-witted cunt!

Yes, a lot of Christians do have a really bad habit of shoving their beliefs down other people's throats and looking down on those who don't accept Christ. So, what, you figured you'd fight fire with fire? Did you think it would somehow make you feel better to do EXACTLY THE SAME FUCKING THING to Christians? Well I hope it helped boost your pathetic little ego, cuz it's over now. It's bigotry, it's religious intolerance and "The Christians started it" is NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE for you to do it! Galen ain't havin' this shit ANYMORE you cocksucking fucks!

Here's how it's gonna work. From now on, you insult my religion in even the smallest way, I'm going to magically transform into the most intolerant fucking asshole you've ever met and make it my goal for the next few minutes afterward to put down everything you hold dear. Yeah, the Christians started it, then you picked it up and turned it into your own personal Anti-Jesus pissing match, now I'm jumping in the game. That's right asshole, Lord Galen is sinking right the fuck down to your level and you're gonna wish like hell you'd never pulled me down there!

Now, here's a tiny preview. Don't bother responding, your opinion doesn't matter, dickhead.

Atheists: Shut your fucking pie-holes. Just because you don't have the mental capacity to reach beyond what your five senses tell you, that is not our problem. Pick up a 3rd grade science book asshole and you might discover that the universe if FILLED with shit that we can't explain or even prove. But I guess that doesn't mean a damn thing to you, right? And here's a lesson in what that word "Atheism" means - it means a lack of ANY religious belief whatsoever. It does NOT mean "anti-religion" it means NO fucking religion whatsoever! By being an anti-Christian prick, you've just picked a side and by the very definition of the word, Atheists aren't supposed to even believe in there BEING a side to pick!

Pagans: Y'know, I share a whole lot of Pagan beliefs myself, so I really hate to say this, but I'm sick of you assholes too! You sit around believing in 50 different fucking gods and goddesses and then call us a "baby religion" because we fucking picked ONE and stuck with it??? Bite me hard, shitsacks!

Jews: What's the fucking deal with you? People insult us and you just sit back and don't say a DAMN word about it! Hey, genius, we believe in the SAME God! There picking on your Jehovah too, dipshit! The least you could fucking do is stick up for us instead of sitting back on your hands while the religion that's closest to your own gets sniped by assholes! I dunno, maybe it's just me, but I've always felt a kinship with the Jewish people. Jesus was a Jew, his Apostles and Disciples were all Jews, the first Christian church was founded by JEWS! So, sorry if I feel like maybe the Jewish community should be doing a little more than...um, nothing.

If you leave this rant feeling like I'm an intolerant bastard, GOOD! That's how you're supposed to feel! That's pretty much how I feel about each and every one of you right now, so I hope it feels nice getting a taste of your own fucking medicine you assholes!

For the record, no, I don't have anything against anyone for believing differently than I do. I respect it and even encourage it. Variety is the spice of life and all that. I'm not intolerant or bigoted about people and their beliefs, but I can damn sure ACT like I am and from now on I intend to make it a point to do exactly that! I'm sick and damn tired of putting up with you anti-Christian assholes and your fucking BIGOTRY against my people! You take any opportunity you can to make some snide little remark about us or to belittle us in some way. Oh sure, most of you won't come right out and insult us because you're fucking pussies; you'd rather hide behind your sublty-worded inuendos and subliminal mind-fuck retard games. Enough of it. I ain't havin' this shit anymore and any of you who think you've got the fucking balls to go a round or two with me, you just bring it on!

Actually, don't. It would be a whole lot better (for you) if you just shut your fucking mouth and take this as a learning experience. Hopefully you got the message:


This is the last time I'm speaking about this. The next thing you hear on this subject from me is going to be me insulting everything you hold dear - just like you assholes constantly do to my people! This IS it! You're not better or smarter or more "open minded" than Christians. You're not entitled to look down your noses at us just because you think we do it to you. Two rights don't make a wrong.

There are plenty of problems with mainstream Conservative Christians. You wanna talk about those problems, fine. You wanna insult ALL of us because you hate the bigoted among us, that's not fine and that makes you just as bad as the people you claim to hate so much.

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