The foolish man think with narrow mind and speak with wide mouth.
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Lord Galen
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The War in Iraq

I know, I know, you clicked on this rant expecting to hear me barf up the same shit you've heard a million times before. No matter what my opinion is on the matter, it's surely been said by someone before, right? Well, perhaps not.

I think I must be the only person in the whole damn country who feels this way. Maybe, I dunno. I guess we'll see, eh?

Frankly, I just don't fucking care. Really, I don't. It's boring as hell and I'm sick of hearing about it. There are lots of important things that are happening as a result of all that bullshit, but the bullshit itself is a complete fucking snore.

"But Galen, our brave troops are fighting hard for our freedom over there!" No hell they're not! They're over there raping peasants and occasionally getting blown up or killed by the people who actually fucking BELONG in that country in the first damn place! They're invaders; let them die. Fuck 'em.

*Gasp!* "Galen, that's a horrible thing to say! Why, if it wasn't for those troops......." Spare me. If it wasn't for those troops, maybe CNN would talk about something important for a fucking change. Maybe every anchor person in the world would stop fucking wetting themselves with glee everytime another "brave soldier" gets a bullet to the head. Those troops aren't protecting my fucking freedom. I have no freedom or rights in Iraq, so what the fuck are they doing fighting over there??? If they want to protect my damn freedom, they need to get their asses back home and fucking do it! They're not protecting shit. What's that, Mr. Newsman? Another building got knocked down by Al Queda? Too bad all our fucking troops were busy jacking each other off over in Iraq, maybe they could've been here to protect our freedom!

Want to know what the latest news is about the "War on Terror?" Ask somebody else, because I don't fucking know. I don't watch pay attention when they mention it on TV. I could go to sleep watching up to the minute reports on that shit. BORING!

Actually, I take that back. Here's the latest news about the War on Terror: Hey, dickface, G.W. and his buddy Asscroft (sic) are robbing you blind of your beloved rights. Bush is talking to your face about the War on Terror and he's talking so intently and you're paying him so much attention that you don't even notice Ashcroft's hand going in your pants and making off with your balls. So, apparently, the latest news about the whole Iraqi situation and the big bad War on Terror is this: You're a fucking idiot!

My point here? Get your stupid fucking head out of Bush's ass, try to pull your balls out of Uncle Sam's hand, take your eyes OFF Iraq and WAKE THE FUCK UP! If you stopped for a minute and just ducked down a little so that you're head isn't stuck in the cloud of super-duper-patriotism, maybe you'd see that THIS country (you know, the one you're SUPPOSED to give a fuck about) is going straight to Hell and Bush et al are driving the damn bus!

Screw the Iraqis. I mean it, I honestly mean it, fuck them! Let them fuck up their own damn country. What the hell gives us the right to go over there and fuck around with them anyway? You know good and damn well that if Iraq didn't have all that damn oil, we wouldn't give a rat's ass about them! I mean, just take a look at Zimbabwe... Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about? Gee, I guess nobody ever told you that there's a dictator running Zimbabwe who makes Hussein look like a fucking girl scout! I guess nobody felt it important to mention the innocent children and farmers who get murdered over there for being in the dictator's way. I guess no one mentioned how the people are told flat out, without even an attempt at pretense, that the voting officials KNOW who they're voting for and anyone who doesn't vote for Robert Mugabe will be executed! You probably can't even pronounce "Mugabe" correctly, can you? It's "moo-gah-bay" you twit. That's ok, not your fault. You don't know shit about it because America does and says absolutely NOTHING about it! But I guess the fact that Zimbabwe is a poor country with nothing to offer America has nothing to do with why we totally ignore the problem over there, right? Riiiiiight....

So, don't expect me to care. If you had a brain, you wouldn't either. Futurama re-runs are more important to me than that shit. Hell, wiping my ass is more important to me than whether or not G.I. Joe comes back home or not.

Don't send me stupid mail or post stupid shit on the board either. I really REALLY don't fucking care if your dad/brother/uncle/son got killed over there! Go cry to somebody else, cuz I think your dead dad was a fucking moron! He should've kept his stupid ass home and he'd still be alive, now wouldn't he?

When G.W. and Ashcroft stop trying to take my damn rights away with their Patriot Acts and their fuckin' TIPS programs and bullshit like that, maybe I'll have some time to spare a tear for those stupid cunts getting blown up over there.

I want to care; I really honestly do, but I just can't care about strangers dying somewhere far away when my freedom and the country they're supposedly dying FOR is being stripped like a fancy car in a New York alley. I just can't care that they fight a pointless battle while no one bothers to fight the more important battles here.

I have more important things to worry about HERE in America. Fuck Iraq, fuck the troops, fuck Bush, fuck Ashcroft, fuck the War on Terror and fuck YOU!

Look at the shoes your filling
Look at the blood we're spilling
Look at the world we're killing
The way we've always done before
Look in the doubt we've wallowed
Look at the leaders we've followed
Look at the lies we've swallowed
And I don't want to hear no more

My hands are tied
For all I've seen has changed my mind
But still the wars go on as the years go by
With no love of God or human rights
'Cause all these dreams are swept aside
By bloody hands of the hypnotized
Who carry the cross of homicide
And history bears the scars of our civil wars

-Guns 'N Roses
 Civil War