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Suicide (Part 2)

This is the second letter from this person. You can find the first HERE

Dear Galen

I wanted to write back and thank you for your advice to me. I'm gonna take your advice and just go ahead and do it. Seeing what a truly uncaring fucking son of a bitch you are reminded me of how the world and my life are fucking FULL of people just like you. Selfish god damn pricks who don't give a fuck about other people or anybody's pain but their own. Maybe you could've talked me out of it. I've seen you give other people REAL advice that was caring and probably helped them.

Even people I turn to for help can't do nothing but shit on me. Fuck you and everybody else. Consider this my suicide note and I'm gonna leave the computer on that fucking page so maybe the cops and whoever else will know that it's your fucking fault. I'll be waiting for you in hell you asshole.

You probably think that's funny though. Well fuck you, I'll be dead when you read this and I hope that makes you happy, you sick fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

-Dead Man

Dear Corpse

What the fuck is the point of me even responding to this if you're already dead? I think I've said all I need to say in response to your first Pity Party, but I guess I can give it another shot and see what flows from the 'ol fingertips tonight....

You're right, the world IS full of uncaring heartless motherfuckers. Maybe you should try it sometime instead of being a spineless douche. Oops, guess that's not gonna happen though, cuz you're dead now. Yeah right...

That's another thing. If you're really gonna do it, then shut the fuck up and do it. People who are REALLY in enough pain to end their lives don't go running off to an Internet Asshole seeking attention for it. Quite frankly, I don't believe you, so go somewhere else for a shoulder to cry on.

But what if this is like that scene from "Pump Up The Volume" where he didn't really think the dude'd kill himself, but then the next day he found out the poor sucker really did it? Well, I'm certainly not gonna go packing up shop and feeling ashamed of myself like that pussy Christian Slater. If my pissy little letter was all it took to make you really do it, then you were just looking for something to "push you over the edge" anyway. If it hadn't been me, it would've been the least little other thing. Glad I could help!

Man, there are people who lose wives, children, whole families in the blink of an eye and they still keep going. Now you wanna cry at me about your fucking slut girlfriend and your shitty job that was probably minimum wage anyway? Whatever, you turd! Here's hoping the necrophile at your local funeral home gets some enjoyment out of your cold dead asshole. At least then you'd have brightened up someone's day for once!

And what's this shit about "...it's your fucking fault?" Excuse me?! ROFLMAO! So it's MY fault is it? That's good... No really, that's just what I'd expect from a pussy like you. Pass the buck onto someone else because you don't have a fucking clue how to take responsibility for your own actions and choices. No matter what I say or how it makes you feel, the fact is that YOU CHOOSE to do whatever it is that you do! YOU choose, not me. Try guilting your ex-girlfriend with that shit, cuz it's not working here.

You're not dead while I'm writing this. Even if you are, so what? Just means you're a selfish prick who doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself and doesn't care about anyone's pain but his own. But, hey, the world is full of people just like that, right? Well, at least I can sleep well tonight knowing that the world isn't QUITE as full of people like you anymore.