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Dog Lover, Part 2



Dear Galen


You where right he did bite it and now I have all the stitches in my cock. Well my girl is coming in and I know she is going to want to fuck. What do I tell her and do?

-Dog Lover



Dear DLer

Didn't I fuckin' tell you! Man, sometimes I hate being right so much.....ok, that's a lie, but whatever.

Ok, dude, maybe this is lame but it's the best excuse I can think of on short notice and you sound like you need a quick fix. Give her some bullshit story about how you were pissing and had the door open and for some reason your dog just went nuts when he saw you pissing and attacked your cock!

Hey...that's actually not too bad for a right-off-the-top-of-my-head thing, eh? Betcha wish you'd had that line to use when you got to the emergency room! Those poor doctors and nurses, trying their damndest not to laugh at your pathetic ass. I pity them.


Hate,
Galen