Executive Orders are NOT “New Laws” But You ARE A Dumbass!

ALTERNATE TITLE: Why You Should Have Paid Attention In Middle School Social Studies Class Instead Of Staring At Stacy’s Ass

Well, fucking Christ, everybody sure is President Obama right now! Here he comes, finally after all this time, to take your guns!

Listen, morons, because here comes there Good “Ol Learnin’ Train! CHOO CHOOOO!

The Executive Branch of government cannot pass new laws by itself. It can, however, determine the best course for enforceing existing laws. For example, the law says that everybody has to have a background check to purchase a firearm. That’s the law, right? Yes it is. A loophole in that law allowed people to still buy guns at gun shows without having a background check done. Did the drafters of the background check law intend for an exception to be made for gun shows? No, they didn’t. Is it a very effective law if it says “You can’t do this anywhere….. except this one place, then it’s cool.” No, it’s not. So, in order to actually enforce the law that already exists which says everybody has to have a background check to own a gun, the loophole has now been closed.

See? No new law, just the same old law that was always there! The only difference is that now the law actually does what it was fucking supposed to be doing all along! Obama isn’t being a dictator, he’s doing his fucking job, you morons.

Boo hoo, we can’t buy guns at gun shows anymore! But I liked gun shows and hassle free gun buying!

Yeah, so did criminals!

Here’s the thing, guys. I’m a “gun person.” I like guns. Guns are fucking awesome. For decades now, me and all the other “gun people” have been chanting a pretty simplisitc mantra: We don’t need new laws; we need to actually enforce the laws we already have!

And now we are – thanks, Obama! 🙂

What Obama just did was to give us all exactly what we’ve been asking for since the fucking 80s! The gun laws that are already on the books are going to be easier to enforce. We got what we wanted, stop bitching because it inconveninces you, you fucking crybabies!


2 Responses to Executive Orders are NOT “New Laws” But You ARE A Dumbass!

  1. Criminals get their guns mainly through two ways. Straw purchases (a person who can legally purchase a gun for themselves bought guns legally from an FFL and then sold them or gave them illegally to criminals) and theft. A very small minority come from gun shows. It also wasn’t a loophole. By law private sellers are not required to perform background checks. “any person may sell a firearm to an unlicensed resident of the State where he resides as long as he does not know or have reasonable cause to believe the person is prohibited from receiving or possessing firearms”. As far as I am aware, the new executive actions did nothing to change this and it is still legal to go to a gun show and buy a firearm from a private seller.

  2. The fact that Obama PRETENDS that his executive orders constitute law is pretty fuking revealing in itself! That combined with the fact to many Americans are stupid enough to fall for that shit is also very revealing. AND the fact that our CONGRESS AND SENATE sit on their hands and virtually say and do NOTHING when this SHIT HAPPENS is also very revealing….

    IT’S ONE THING TO KNOW THE CONSTITUTION,
    IT’S ANOTHER TO ENFORCE IT!!

    OBAMA TRYING TO SIDE-STEP THE LAW AND CIRCUMVENT THE LEGISLATURE PROVES AT LEAST ONE THING IF IT PROVES ANYTHING: HE THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT!

    AND WHY NOT, HE’S BEEN TELLING THE CONGRESS AND THE SENATE WHAT TO DO FOR TWO TERMS NOW. AND STILL NO ONE HAS PUT HIS ASS IN CHECK!

    PRESIDENTS LIKE OBAMA IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE THE 2nd AMENDMENT! THAT IS NOT JUST MY OPINION, IT’S A FACT. THAT FOUNDERS OF OUR NATION EXPLAINED THAT VERY CLEARLY (ANOTHER THING PEOPLE SEEMED TO HAVE MISSED WHILE STARING AT WHATS HER NAMES ASS IN SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS!, GOOGLE IT DICKHEAD, AND READ IT, THAT IS IF YOU CAN READ ).

    NOW… WHERE THE FUK IS MY GUN!!!