The moment I have been waiting for on Facebook has finally happened. I’ve heard of it, whispered in the dark corners of 4chan and joked about in the halls of Reddit, but I was always able to say “Nah, I’ve never seen that.” And, finally, it happened.
I got called a Nazi on Facebook. More specifically, I got called “Hitlerboy.”
Now, I’m sure all of my very liberal readers are all like “Galen, what the fuck did you do? Are you a fucking Nazi now?! Someone on Facebook called you a Nazi so you must be saying some goddamn racist Nazi Confederate KKK AntiAntiFa shit, you bastard! What the fuck have you done?!”
Bitches. I did what I always do. I questioned. That’s what I do. I ask questions.
Here’s a question for you: How exactly are you “anti-fascist” by employing fascist strategies in your fight? For example, I got called a Nazi because I dared to question the practice of calling people Nazis when they disagree with any small part of your political philosophy (thus, I was proven right, bee-tee-dubs). Hmmm… Now, is there any group or movement in recent history that has perhaps used the tactic of labeling those who disagree with them – even in small ways – as “the enemy?” Any group we can think of? Oh yes, that’s right, the fucking Third Reich. And Soviet Russia, Communist China, pretty much all the goddamn bad guys do this. Why are you, the good guys, doing this?
And yes, I called Antifa the good guys. Of course being anti-fascist is the GOOD fucking position! I have to point out that this is my opinion because, already, you’re assuming that I’m attacking you and calling you the bad guys!
NO, YOU DUMBASS!
And this is exactly 100% the problem right here. Those on the Right never knew how to use logic and reason, so I expect this shit from them, but you guys? Et tu, Antifa? Guys, come the fuck on, YOU HAVE TO BE CRITICIZED IN ORDER TO GROW! You aren’t perfect. Your political philosophy isn’t perfect. There are flaws, there are problems, and there is room for improvement, but every single goddamn time someone like me – YOUR FRIEND AND ALLY WHO THINKS YOU’RE FUCKING RIGHT AND SUPPORTS YOU ALL THE WAY – suggests that maybe what you’re doing sometimes isn’t quite always the best tactic and maybe kinda-sorta looks a little bit fucking oppressive, that person is met with “fuck you, Nazi!”
Let’s hit up some hard truths here, fuckers. You’re not gonna like this, but nobody else will give it to you straight because everyone else on the left is afraid of your opinion. If you wanna label me a Nazi, go ahead, and I’ll shove a swastika up your fucking hippy ass. You calling me a name doesn’t frighten me. Your fucking stupidity enrages me, but there’s no fear here. So open wide while I shove this giant cock of pure unfiltered truth down your throats.
The Nazis, KKK, etc. Can Say Whatever They Want
“But Galen, that’s violent speech, that’s violent speech, we have to respond with actual violence when they use violent speech! …..” and I assume the rest of that quote is just screeching and blubbering, as usual. Look, assholes, if you’re not willing to allow speech that you don’t like, then you’re NOT in favor of free speech and you never were. You’re not a proponent of freedom for all, you’re a proponent of freedom for you and those like you. And how does that make you better than the people you’re fighting against? It doesn’t. Now, what you’ve been doing RIGHT so far is meeting the Nazis head-on in the public arena of speech! Yes, absolutely, fucking go for it! Call them out on their bullshit! Give it right back to them! Fuckin’ hell, guys, that shit you all pulled of in Boston? That was GLORIOUS!!!!!! Twenty Nazis show up and 15,000+ anti-Nazis show up to protest their protest? That is how the fuck you DO IT, BABY! But this violent speech shit? Uh…..
“Violent Speech” Is Not A Thing, You Made That Shit Up, Knock It Off
I get the sentiment, I really do. Words DO hurt, often more than physical blows ever could. So I honestly do GET how you can come up with a concept like “violent speech.” What I don’t get is how that translates to a response of actual real physical violence and don’t any of you motherfuckers act like you haven’t responded to hate speech with violence, because you goddamn sure have and I’ve seen it and it is a stain and a shameful mark on the Left. If you think “violent speech” is a thing, then fight back with your own violent speech, you fucking airhead, not with actual violence! Because….
No Matter What The Nazis SAY, The Moment YOU Use Violence, THEY Are The Victims
Maybe a Nazi told me that my mother is a whore. Maybe some random KKK wanker is screaming at me that I’m going to hell for betraying the white race. Maybe some Confederate-flag-waving cunt is yelling at be about how the South will rise again (Protip: it won’t). These are some pretty horrible things to say to me, and he surely deserves for me to shove his nose toward the back of his skull with my fist, BUT, the instant I do that, he becomes the victim of a vicious attack by a crazy leftist and then our stupid fucking baby-man of a President gets to say how there was “violence on both sides.” You fucking morons, that is exactly the shit they WANT you to do! I mean, damn guys, if you really want to fight a Nazi, they’re not fucking hard to provoke, just get them to swing at you first and then you’re only defending yourself! But don’t ever – NEVER EVER – swing on them first! This makes YOU the bad guy, and you’re supposed to be the good guys!
You may be asking why I’m not bitching at the Nazis in this rant. Why haven’t I spoken up about the terrible injustices toward minorities in this country? If you’ve read anything on this site, it should be obvious by now (after running this site for 13 goddamn years) that I speak up when others don’t, or won’t, or can’t. There’s literally TENS OF THOUSANDS of you speaking up against the Nazis! I don’t join any fucking chorus, I’m a singular force of will. You don’t NEED me to speak out against the Nazis. But if you just want it, fine, here you go: My official position on Nazis is that they all fucking suck ass and I would laugh if they all burst into flames at this very moment. Black Lives absolutely motherfucking DO MATTER just as much as any other life and the way racists are resurging in this country makes me want to vomit!
Now that I’ve said that, let’s get back to why I’m bitchng at you, my fellow left-leaners. Guys, I expect the Right to be the bad guys. It’s what they fucking do and they’re doing it hard core now. We can beat them at this, but not if you start using their tactics to win. If you have to act like a fascist in order to be anti-fascist, what have you really won? Not a goddamn thing. I’m bitching at YOU because I expect better of YOU. I don’t expect better of them, I expect you to show up in droves and crush them. I expect you to make them ashamed and afraid to show their faces in the light of day. Not because you’ll beat them up like some idiot middle school bully, but because you are RIGHT and you show that by your actions and your words and your undefeatable spirit!
Put your fucking fists down. You’re not going to win like that, you’re just going to become what you hate and you’ll never even see it happen. And I mean that metaphorically as well. If someone criticizes how you’re handling things, ask yourself if maybe they have a point, instead of calling them a Nazi and moving on with your day. There is no perfect Liberal, no perfect Antifa, no perfect BLM Activist. At some point, every single one of your allies will have said something to get themselves labeled a Nazi in your eyes, and then you’re all alone with no allies. At that time, you’ll look around and see that everyone else did the exact same goddamn thing and you’re all alone, fighting each other, while the Nazis do a victory lap around you.
And while they’re busy winning, what the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, that’s you, screaming at your allies because they want you to throw on your big girl panties and not fuck this shit up by acting like fucking retards! You aren’t fucking perfect. Sometimes you’re wrong. Stop screaming at the air and admit that and when the people on your side try to help you, shut the fuck up and listen, you asshole.
Or, you know, ignore me. Just the fate of the fucking country at stake, why take advice from anyone? We think you should change, so we’re just Nazis. If that’s the way you want it, ok, but when your movement doesn’t exist anymore and Trump is getting re-elected, don’t say you weren’t warned that this is what happens when you keep splitting yourselves up over fucking nothing. I’m warning you, right now, and even as I write this I already know that none of you will fucking listen. I see you heading for that cliff and I’m begging you to turn the wheel, but you won’t. All I can do is tell you the cliff is there, I can’t stop the car for you or alter its course. Your choice, but for people who call themselves antifa, you sure look a whole lot like fa sometimes.