ATTENTION ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES: Stop sending me letters for romance advice. Just fucking stop it. Unless your question is super fucking awesome and pwns in the face completely, I'm just going to ignore it.

Why? Because that's ALL the fuck I've gotten lately. Nobody knows how to ask for advice on anything else but their fucking love life. Listen, I've answered enough romance shit to last a lifetime. Every question you have has probably already been answered in some other reply to some other poor lonely loser.

Seriously. I've just fucking deleted the last 6 or 7 DG letters I've recieved cuz that's all they were. I got one today that I might actually do something about, but it's not getting answered as a Dear Galen.

I hope I've made myself very clear here. No more advice about your love life. Just fucking stop it already!!! Every answer I could possibly give is going to be exactly what I've said before to everybody else. Just in case you missed it, here's the standard answer to your question:

Grow a pair, ask her/him out, stop being a pussy and, oh yeah, your parents suck balls so just ignore them when they interfere.

The fucking end!