Whatever your problem, I can help. Just send me your letters and I'll give you some straight-up no-bullshit advice.
Please note that my advice may or may not be serious depending upon my mood. If you do something stupid that I suggested and then try to sue me... I was just kidding. If you do something stupid that I suggested and it works... I told ya so! If you do something smart that I suggested..... you'd be the first. If you want to submit a Dear Galen letter, click here.
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