Well, shit….

“OMG Galen, why haven’t you, of all people, had something to say about the election???”

Three words for ya, folks: Stunned. Fucking. Silence.

And I just kept sitting here thinking “Nah, I don’t feel like writing a blog post, and besides, there’s still a chance.” I mean, the Electoral College could’ve done their fucking jobs. There were other possibilities (glimmers of hope) circulating among the liberal media. So, I held my breath and waited. Hoping beyond all hope.

But somewhere deep inside, I knew. I knew that the people of this country would disappoint me, again, as they have so many times before. But it’s not even the people, really. At the time of this writing, Clinton won the popular vote by 2.8 million votes! One vote, one voice, am I fucking right, my Libertarian friends?!

I feel so many things right now. Anger, yes. Bitterness, hopelessness, disappointment, all of that. Confusion, most of all. I mean, he just makes no sense at all, for anyone?! If you’re a woman, why would you vote for that fucking sexist scumbag who’s been accused of rape (and even of raping a *child*)? If you’re a member of the working class, why would you vote for a fucking old rich guy? If you’re a right-wing evangelical Christian, why in the ever-loving goddamn fuck would you vote for the least Christian candidate up there?! For fuck’s sake, Richard Dawkins is more of a Christian than Trump!

So, yeah, the confusion is the biggest thing for me. I honestly just cannot see how anyone would vote for Trump. At least, not logically, but then elections aren’t won by reason; this one least of all. Trump one because people are fucking pissed and they wanted to shove that giant Cheeto right up the establishment’s ass. Everybody knew that the Republican and Democratic leadership hates Trump, so they wanted to send him to the White House as a big ‘ol “Fuck you!”

Now look what you’ve done, you spiteful cunts! Fuck them? Fuck US – ALL OF US!

Over the next four years, we can all look foward to seeing every bit of progress that’s been made in the 21st century get shoved into a windowless van, driven out to the desert and shot.

Fear. Did I mention that one? Because I AM afraid. Not for me. I’m a lower middle-class white male, I’ll fucking survive. It won’t be pleasant (even for me), but I’ll make it. But if you’re a woman, a Muslim, an immigrant, etc. then prepare for the dicking. A tiny orange dick that’s not simply going in your asshole, but in the all new asshole that Orange Hitler rips you.

OH BOY, let me not forget to qualify the Hitler reference. See, for the whole goddamn Bush era, the majority of my rants were comparing Bush to Hitler. Hell, the majority of every online “ranter” called him Hitler. But that was obviously hyperbole, and if it wasn’t obvious to you, let me spell it out: George W. Bush was not Hitler. Yes, he did a few mildly fascist things (mild when compared to a real fascist dictator), but he was not Hitler and when I (and many others) called him that, we were just being dicks to a guy we hated.

All that being said, let me not mince words here when I say that Donald Trump’s rhetoric and actions do actually bear a striking and terrifying resemblance to that of Adolf Hitler. I’m NOT using hyperbole when I say that we are under a genuine threat as long as that monster retains any level of power. He is a fucking horror show waiting to happen and the American Democratic Republic is in actual real genuine no-bullshit fucking danger now!

Winter is here.


5 Responses to Well, shit….

  1. I really fail to see why people feel Trump is so much worse than Hillary. It’s sad to see a guy like you fall for the media’s clear hatred of a guy they deemed a threat to the establishment (who is hilariously now falling right in line with it). You are fond of calling people dumb fucks but you sound fucking dumb in this rant. Like a real idiot. Disappointing.

    You see, there is a difference between not liking the guy and acting as if he is the next Hitler. Striking resemblance, lol yes you are using hyperbole. Women will be fine, Muslims and immigrants (legal) will be fine. Illegal immigrants just lived 8 years under a president who deported the most illegal immigrants. Trump won’t do much worse.

    Anyway, this is what constantly voting for the lesser of two evils brings you to.

  2. Let’s ask all those Holocaust survivors who actually saw Hitler’s rise to power. I wonder what they’d say. Oh yeah, that’s right, they’ve already weighed in and said that he acts exactly like Hitler did in the beginning Striking resemblance? I think SO, motherfucker.

    • Lets see what this self-proclaimed intellectual has to say.

      “HITLER HITLER LITERALLY HITLER”

  3. Lute, that was not actually a response. You failed to actually refute what I said. Are you new to this whole Internet thing, little fella? Stick around, keep trying, you’ll get there. I understand, you probably came from YouTube comment sections or something, so you think that the only effort you need to put in is “Hey, I bet this’ll piss that other guy off, hurr durr.” That’s cute and all, but I’mma need you to do better, newbie.

  4. 10 years ago, you were a Christian shrieking like a retard about Bush being literally Hitler and how much smarter you are than atheists. Now, you’re an atheist shrieking like a retard about Trump being literally Hitler and how much smarter you are than the religious. Shame the only thing you haven’t changed is shrieking like a retard.

    And no, “this guy is literally Hitler” doesn’t deserve a serious response. How can someone spend this much time on the internet and still unironically invoke Godwin’s law?