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  • Welcome 2017

    I’ve always written something to start off the new year. One of the reasons I like the blog format is because now I don’t fucking have to. I could just leave this alone, but fuck it, I might as well write something to welcome in 2017.

    Many are glad that 2016 has finally ended, what with all the terrible shit that’s happened this past year. Celebrity deaths all over the goddamn place, from Prince to Princess Leia. The election was a shit show the likes of which politics has never seen before and then it ended in the worst possible outcome. I’m not being facetious when I say that. Literally any other person who was running for President would have been better. Oh, Clinton’s a liar and a crook? Welcome to politics, you ignorant fuck. Oh, Romney’s a religious fucktard? Welcome to Republican politics, dumbass! This shit is par for the course.

    Ah, but let me not get off on that tangent too badly. I’ll have four more years to opine the dawning of our Idiocracy (and possibly the twilight of our civilization). Traditionally, one is supposed to talk about New Year’s Resolutions and things they’re looking forward to in the coming year. Well, you know me, I fucking LOVE traditions!

    Sadly, I don’t have any Resolutions to share. I never do, because I’m fucking fine with who I am, you weak ass little pussies. OH, no, wait a minute, I DO have one! More sex. I’m not getting enough. So yeah, there’s my Resolution: Have more sex.

    Now on to the things I’m looking forward to….

    Um….

    Ok, well, my 16th wedding anniversary is coming up soon, so that’s cool. Valentine’s Day is always a busy time at my job, so that’s a lot of fun. Hopefully the world won’t end before September, so I’ll get to see my kid turn 7, that’ll be awesome. Oh fuck, and I just realized what age I’LL be turning right before he turns 7… shit. No, it’s not fucking FORTY yet, you motherfuckers. It’s 39…. shut up HEY, I just thought of a good thing about Trump being President! There’s a good chance I’ll die before I hit 40! FUCK YEAH, ‘MURICA! TRUUUUMMMP!

    Oh god, I just threw up in my mouth a little after doing that. Moving on….

    Or, well, no, nevermind. Nothing else I can think of, really.

    I’m sorry guys, but there’s no positivity to be found here. If you’re happy to see 2016 die, just wait. 2017 promises to be even worse. You’ll be begging for 2016 to come back and gently penetrate you with no lube.

    *sigh*…. I can’t just leave it like that. I guess there’s is a hopeful message I can deliver on this New Year’s Day and here it is: IF we make it, WE win. The reason the anti-intellectuals and fucking retards of the planet are making a comeback is because common sense and reason has actually been gaining ground! It’s happened slowly, but it’s happened. Republicans had pretty much given up on gay marriage and on fighting gay rights as a whole. They were reduced to small quibbles over fucking gay wedding cakes and trangender bathrooms. We, the good intelligent people of the country, had them beaten back into a corner. This? This shit right here? This is their last dying effort to fight back. If we can emerge victorious, we will have fucking WON. The fight is on, motherfuckers; welcome to twenty-goddamn-seventeen!


  • When the Fuck did WadeKarl Grow a Pair???

    I’d like to quote what I just read on Facebook:

    I got news for anyone who thinks that only Generation Y/Millennials have entitlement issues. I’m at my job, y’know guarding and shit and some old broad is leaving the bank. I do my job and say to her, “take care,” “have a good day,” whatever the fuck it was I said. The bitch doesn’t say anything to me, not even “bye,” and just continues walking out the door, along with some other old broad. I hear the two broads bitching about something outside, so I go outside in hopes of hearing what it was. Turns out that they’re mad that I didn’t open up the door for them. The bitch that SAID NOTHING TO ME and has no obvious physical handicap other than being an old sack of shit, is mad that I didn’t read her fucking mind and open up the door for her. Yo bitch, all you had to do was fucking do was OPEN YOUR MOUTH and fucking ASK instead of ignoring me like a spoiled, old, white cunt (yeah, there are some white women I DON’T like, Lol).

    I’d go and talk about how she should be chainsawed into little pieces and be unknowingly fed to her grandchildren, but fuck it, she’ll probably be dead by the end of the year. And good fucking riddance. Cause bitch, this ain’t the 1800s. Lincoln freed the fucking slaves. She probably couldn’t believe that I, as a black man, didn’t just volunteer to have her walk over my blazer so that the leftover salt on the floor wouldn’t get on the bottom of her shoes. Bitch, I’m not your slave and I’m NOT a fucking doorman. Fuck you.

    And remember, I’m not mad that they wanted me to open the door for them. I’m mad that these wrinkly old twatwaffles (lol, always wanted to use that word) felt that they were above speaking to me and as a result of that, *I’M* the asshole who was too rude to open up a door.

    Useless pieces of shit. They’ve outlived their usefulness and their deaths can’t come soon enough.

    That came from long-time Sniper Forum member WadeKarl. Now, ‘ol WK is a wee bit famous among Snipers. Famous for being a complete dumbass who can’t string a coherent thought together!

    When the fuck did he learn how to write and not just write but… like me!

    Goddamnit, boy, I’m somewhat proud of you. Shit.